The octopus shows up at the party all like ‘What’s up, I’m here to party.’
Need help opening that beer can? The octopus has got you!
The cops show up to bust the party? The octopus is a pro at hiding from cops
It can even hide in a beer bottle!
When the cops leave, the octopus is all ‘fuck the police, let’s rage on’
The next morning, the octopus, though very hung over, will still get breakfast with you
Just don’t ask him about the questionable decisions he made last night